HI AGAIN, IDIOT.

Blot #123

Instructions: Tell me what you see.

-Enjoy

[A squished ant.]

ironsinthefiiiiiiiire replied to your post: 　

there’s a reason i don’t rp from pesterchum unless i know them from tumblr… but yes that is fucked up. >:U

[Like my friend is messing around as Patrick Star and just trying to have a good time. Then this happened:

— patrickStar [PS] began pestering caligulasAquarium [CA] at 22:05 — [10:05] PS: PLANKTON
[10:05] PS: ARE YOU THERE
— caligulasAquarium [CA] blocked patrickStar [PS] at 22:05 —
[10:05] CA: No.
[10:05] CA: Faggot.
— caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased pestering patrickStar [PS] at 22:06 —

forty-percent-cooler:

shooshsickle:

forty-percent-cooler:

shooshsickle:

UGHHHHH FORGET IT. THOUGH IT’S NICE TO KNOW I WAS ACTUALLY COMPLETELY CORRECT, WOW. PATTING MYSELF ON THE FUCKING BACK RIGHT NOW.

“…You’re…strange.”

NO, I’M ACTUALLY PRETTY FUCKING NORMAL.

“…Oooookay then.”

GREAT, OKAY. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, WE CAN ALL RETURN TO OUR REGULAR LIVES.

orb-noxious-art-bloge:

Quick little curly brace thingy.

More than anything I wanted to practice more with my tablet. I can feel myself leaning to that thick lined style.

forty-percent-cooler:

shooshsickle:

UGHHHHH FORGET IT. THOUGH IT’S NICE TO KNOW I WAS ACTUALLY COMPLETELY CORRECT, WOW. PATTING MYSELF ON THE FUCKING BACK RIGHT NOW.

“…You’re…strange.”

NO, I’M ACTUALLY PRETTY FUCKING NORMAL.

forty-percent-cooler:

shooshsickle:

forty-percent-cooler:

shooshsickle:

forty-percent-cooler started following you

I.

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE.

“Huh? Dude, what are you talking about?”

I DON’T EVEN KNOW, I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN A FEW DAYS AND NOW I’VE GOT FUCKING JELL-O SHAMPOO DINGUS AND FRUITY RAINBOW PARTY HEAD FUCK OVER HERE WALKING AROUND LIKE THEY OWN THE GODDAMN PLACE. IT’S LIKE THE LARGEST COLLECTION OF LOWER-LEVEL INTELLIGENCES ALL UNDER THE SAME ROOF AND THEIR COLLECTIVE IQ IS ALMOST ENOUGH TO QUALIFY AS A FUNCTIONAL PERSON. IT’S BOTH TERRIFYING AND-

NO, IT’S JUST TERRIFYING.

“…

What?”

UGHHHHH FORGET IT. THOUGH IT’S NICE TO KNOW I WAS ACTUALLY COMPLETELY CORRECT, WOW. PATTING MYSELF ON THE FUCKING BACK RIGHT NOW.

forty-percent-cooler:

shooshsickle:

forty-percent-cooler started following you

I.

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE.

“Huh? Dude, what are you talking about?”

I DON’T EVEN KNOW, I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN A FEW DAYS AND NOW I’VE GOT FUCKING JELL-O SHAMPOO DINGUS AND FRUITY RAINBOW PARTY HEAD FUCK OVER HERE WALKING AROUND LIKE THEY OWN THE GODDAMN PLACE. IT’S LIKE THE LARGEST COLLECTION OF LOWER-LEVEL INTELLIGENCES ALL UNDER THE SAME ROOF AND THEIR COLLECTIVE IQ IS ALMOST ENOUGH TO QUALIFY AS A FUNCTIONAL PERSON. IT’S BOTH TERRIFYING AND-

NO, IT’S JUST TERRIFYING.

forty-percent-cooler started following you

I.

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE.

adorkable-student-of-solaris:

“…The other trolls I met tonight were MUCH more nicer than you…Dog ears?! What the- ?!?!”

THAT’S BECAUSE OTHER TROLLS ARE SHITHEADS WHO DON’T KNOW HOW TO ACT AROUND PEOPLE THAT THEY’VE NEVER MET BEFORE.

“OH LOOK SOME BRAND NEW PERSON! I OUGHTA BE AS NICE AS POSSIBLE TO THEM AND INVITE THEM IN FOR COOKIES AND TEA OR SOME SHIT, AND THEN WAIT ON THEM HAND AND FOOT JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE NEW!”

FUCK THAT, AND FUCK YOU. I’M NOT A BUTLER.

AND YES, DOG EARS. SOME REALLY WEIRD THING HAPPENED AND SHE WOUND UP FUSED WITH HER DOG THAT WAS SOME KIND OF HALF-ALIEN GOD OR SOMETHING, I DUNNO.

adorkable-student-of-solaris:

shooshsickle:

adorkable-student-of-solaris:

shooshsickle:

adorkable-student-of-solaris started following you

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY DYED THEIR HAIR WITH JELL-O.

“…Excuse me? I happen to have been born with this hair…”

OH OKAY SO THEN YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN A FREAK? DAMN, AND HERE I THOUGHT I KNEW THEM ALL.

“Freak?!?” Dusk was about to comment on the other’s grey skin, but he didn’t want to start a fight…Meh, he did anyway. “At least my skin isn’t grey!” As soon as he said that, he began to regret it.

I’D RATHER MINE BE GREY THAN LOOK LIKE WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO. SERIOUSLY WHAT EVEN ARE YOU, YOU’RE LIKE JADE WITH THE DOG EARS OR SOMETHING.

adorkable-student-of-solaris:

shooshsickle:

adorkable-student-of-solaris started following you

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY DYED THEIR HAIR WITH JELL-O.

“…Excuse me? I happen to have been born with this hair…”

OH OKAY SO THEN YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN A FREAK? DAMN, AND HERE I THOUGHT I KNEW THEM ALL.

adorkable-student-of-solaris started following you

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY DYED THEIR HAIR WITH JELL-O.

olive-huntress:

shooshsickle:

olive-huntress:

:33 < really now? I’ll remember that next time.

:33 < The other 20% of the time you’re not being honest, then?

NO, THE OTHER 20% OF THE TIME, I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU.

:33 < True, we don’t talk very much.

:33 < And by very much I mean ever…

EXACTLY.

olive-huntress:

:33 < really now? I’ll remember that next time.

:33 < The other 20% of the time you’re not being honest, then?

NO, THE OTHER 20% OF THE TIME, I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU.