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HOLY GODDAMN HELL

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS ANYMORE.



Monday, April 1st
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psychism:

shinji ikari.

Monday, April 1st
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psychism:

shooshsickle:

GOD DAMN IT. IT’S NEVER A MONKEY.

perhaps yoU can go to the zoo and find yoUrself a lovely monkey companion!

i hear in some places yoU can rent one!

NO, THAT’S TOO MUCH MONKEY.

Monday, April 1st
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psychism:

shooshsickle replied to your post: gUess who~!

IS IT A MONKEY.
IT’S A MONKEY ISN’T IT.
PLEASE LET IT BE A MONKEY.

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GOD DAMN IT. IT’S NEVER A MONKEY.

Wednesday, March 27th
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huesofjadeharley:

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thats a great idea!!!! will you be my practice dummy?

okay!!!!

hi karkat! i mean, im just assuming your name is karkat, and not only because, you know, ive met far too many of your alternates that ive lost count by now, but because, believe it or not, i have this weird tendency to read peoples blogs before i follow them. reading over 1000 blogs instead of studying for college seems like a wonderful way to waste time. i actually really like reading! so, you know, i wouldnt be upset if you wanted to recommend any books i should read my way. it might take me a bit, since im sort of stuck on reading my current reading source! maybe youve heard of it? “the girl with the dragon tattoo” by stieg larsson. it was originally written in swedish, but i cant say its entirely boring because of that.

originally, i was reading the sources from my college on chemistry and forensic topics. which, by the way, im studying to become a forensic scientist. i dont think i mention that on my page anywhere, i should really fix that!!! “dr. harley” has a horrible ring to it, though, so i dont recommend calling me that even after i get a job. just jade will be fine.

anyway, do you have any hobbies? i like to paint. most of my stuff has taken more into vanitas than any other era of painting, so i cant say i get a lot of money for my stuff, unfortunately. thats all right, though. i shouldve guessed i would have needed to get a second job along with this if i wanted some money. i remember when i decided to be a bartender. that did not turn out well. you dont drink, do you? not that it would matter much, but i just think alcohol tastes awful. especially beer. i dont see how anyone can drink that putrid stuff!

not that i would need a job. i have enough money put into my name to buy whatever i need, but it keeps me busy, i guess. like, my grandpa used to have this really big ship. it was called “jade”, actually! he named me after it, strangely. :\ i mean, its really weird to say, wow, i was named after a ship, rather than saying a ship was named after me, but thats not really how it worked. but oh well, at least i wasnt named titanic.

do you know how you got your name? was it anything special? “karkat” doesnt really seem like itd have much meaning, but im fairly ignorant when it comes to troll culture, even if i am surrounded by them most of the time, so youll have to excuse any fuck ups. i seem to be doing pretty well so far. i think the only troll ive really managed to offend was my friend, kankri. he has a burn on his face, you see, and i always call him “zuko”. i dont think youd get that joke if you havent seen avatar: the last airbender, though :( still, he wasnt even that offended and he knew it was a joke so i dont really think it counts

speaking of avatar, you should tell me about your favourite shows and movies! maybe well have some in common. or, preferably human movies, since troll movies always have those SPOILER ALERT!!!!! titles. i always found that kind of strange and unproductive, but hey! more ignorant culture stuff!! whoo!!

was that good???

(Source: shooshsickle)

bleedboldly:

shooshsickle:

 

IT’S JUST HOW SHIT WORKS MAN, I DON’T MAKE THE RULES.

Erm, who *does* make the rules?

NOBODY. THEY’RE JUST RULES.

bleedboldly:

shooshsickle:

 

NO I’M GOOD. YOU HAVE TO TRADE UP TO THE CAPTOR. VANTAS AND LEIJON ARE BETTER THAN THE CAPTOR SO YOU DON’T WANT TO GET RID OF THEM, BUT YOU CAN’T JUST TAKE THE CAPTOR AS WELL. IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT.

Oh. I wasn’t aware there was another hierarchy here. Or… trading etiquette.

IT’S JUST HOW SHIT WORKS MAN, I DON’T MAKE THE RULES.

bleedboldly:

shooshsickle:

bleedboldly started following you

AAAAAND THERE’S THE VANTAS I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE TO MATCH WITH THE LEIJON I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. I’VE ALMOST GOT A COMPLETE SET NOW.

I could send the Captor of the tribe your way, if you like.

NO I’M GOOD. YOU HAVE TO TRADE UP TO THE CAPTOR. VANTAS AND LEIJON ARE BETTER THAN THE CAPTOR SO YOU DON’T WANT TO GET RID OF THEM, BUT YOU CAN’T JUST TAKE THE CAPTOR AS WELL. IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT.

purrtisanscribe:

I suppawse if that works. Mew should try showing him the err of his ways.

ISN’T THAT WHAT WE DID THOUGH.

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bleedboldly started following you

AAAAAND THERE’S THE VANTAS I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE TO MATCH WITH THE LEIJON I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. I’VE ALMOST GOT A COMPLETE SET NOW.

purrtisanscribe:

That’s true. I’ve met a lot as well, back when I sailed the world. :oo

Those were typically the sort of people I wish I hadn’t met and I can’t say I have too many who I even remember the faces of, funny enough.

WE’VE GOT SOMEONE LIKE THAT WHO ACTUALLY LIVES WITH US SO TO SPEAK? WE SMACKED HIM AROUND A BIT THOUGH AND HE BEHAVES FOR THE MOST PART.

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purrtisanscribe:

H33h33, sure, if mew don’t take it as a joke!

MAN I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANY MORE. I’VE MET SOME CRAZY-ASS PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT AND MEAN THEM.

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2captor:

shooshsickle:

2captor started following you

YOU GUYS NEED TO SLOW DOWN.

and hii two you two, KK.

HELLO SOLLUX.

purrtisanscribe:

Today is your lucky day. Mew get to m33t me, Vantas.

My name is Dahlia. Nice to m33t you.

SAME TO YOU. THOUGH THAT’S A BIT VAIN, DON’T YOU THINK.

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Wednesday, March 27th
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huesofjadeharley:

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no but do you know how hard it is to come up with 5 different and creative greetings in a day? really hard!!! i mean, not really, but it takes a lot of time because i like to make my greeting posts long and entertaining and stuff if that makes any sense

im great, actually!!! bored, but great no less

IF YOU’RE BORED, WHY DON’T YOU WORK ON BEING BETTER AT GREETINGS?

(Source: shooshsickle)